Random+Jokes!+that+don't+fit+in+another+catogory!

1. What did the number 0 say to the number 8? answer: Nice belt!

explanation: the number 0 looks like the number 8 with a belt! GET IT NOW?

2. What do you call a girl with one leg? answer: Eileen!

explanation: Eileen is supposed to sound like I Lean because she only has one leg! GET IT NOW?